Damn Son: Somebody Really Started An Online Petition to Stop Ciara From Singing!
By: A.J. Niles
So someone who really dislikes Ciara as an entertainer and singer decided that they had enough of her career. They took to Change.org to create a petition to force Ciara to stop singing.
The hilarious petition reads as follows:
I just signed the following petition addressed to: 2012 STOP CIARA FROM MAKING MUSIC CAMPAIGN.
YOU TIRED OF BACK BENDS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF FLOPS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF CORNROWS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF THIN ASHY VOCALS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF GUESSING IF IT’S A MAN OR A WOMAN? SIGN!
I SEE A CHANGE IN OUR FUTURE AMERICA!
Sincerely, ESSENCE OF SEAN!
HA! That hoe thought she was coming for my wig back in 2005, BITCH. The only reason why that sneaky hoe became famous was because she did every guy in the industry. Well, Good bye honey. And Rihanna , im doing your PUSSY a favor, Because we all know this if this bitch was coming back, It would prevent you from buying those Dildo’s from the sex shop. Ci would have just Bumped you off that TOP 10 spot, specially now, since Adele’s Fat Ass doesn’t even let anyone chart inside the top spot. Just consider this ass a little gift Rih.
Anyway, Bye Ci, Have fun with Cassie!
Someone really has way too much time on their hands. The whole petition reads like it was written for a laugh. Honestly, if it was for laughs, this petition definitely succeeds. The other comments from the other “celebs” are hilarious as well. Ciara should not take this seriously and neither should any of her fans. Ciara’s dropped her latest single for her upcoming album “One Woman Army” and she seems to be working hard in the studio. Some people, like rapper and ex-boyfriend Bow Wow dragged her for the musical direction she is now taking, however to actually dislike her singing so much to start a petition might be overkill.