Tami Roman Gives a Warning

In a recent blog post for Paper Magazine, Tami explains why she just isn’t a supporter of couples agreeing to a “minaj.”

She writes:

I haven’t really figured out why women indulge in thr**somes. I feel like they represent the prerequisite for a bachelor’s degree in the “F*ck Up Your Relationship” course of life. Why exactly would a woman invite another woman into her bedroom who could potentially outshine her and spoil her man — it just baffles me. Who the f*ck needs that kind of pressure? Not to mention b*tches don’t respect the thr**some code. You damn right — there is a thr**some code, and a lot of b*tches try to TAKE your place instead of enhancing it. You better get into it and let this sh*t marinate. I’m dropping pearls!

First off, to make your thr**some experience pleasurable, you have to be into b*tches…slightly. That’s where it gets f*cked up for me. I’m not into women and that’s the inevitable outcome. Eventually she is going to try and kiss you, feel your a*s and want to suck your t*tties. I haven’t had a b*tch on my t*tty since my daughters Lyric and Jazz, and I wasn’t into it then. A thr**some for me is watching them f*ck and waiting my turn.

…Bottom line, I strongly advise against thr**somes. They’re too much pressure, and they’re usually too close for comfort. Although If I were to get involved in a thr**some — in another lifetime — I would have to get a b*tch who’s far away and doesn’t have a computer or a cell phone. The kind of b*tch you have to send up 50 homing pigeons and pray one of them braves the elements to be able to deliver that b*tch your note. I would make sure that after we are all said and done, my man would NEVER see that b*tch again.