RHOA Recap: Porsha & Sheree Carry the Bones + Kim Wages War on NeNe

The girls continue to explore Barcelona.

Eva asks the group why Kim and Kenya aren’t with them. NeNe says that Kim doesn’t want to travel without Kroy. She says that Kim is the only person she knows who has had cancer, open heart surgery, thyroid issues, a stroke etc. and still remains to be a negative person.

In a green screen interview, Eva says modeling has prepared her for the cattiness of the group.

Cynthia treats the ladies to lunch at a nearby hotel.

Kandi announces that NeNe is going on tour with Xscape and will serve as the host who will also dabble in comedy.

In a green screen interview, Kandi says she and NeNe are in the best place they have ever been.

They then start discussing Eva’s love life and she calls her baby daddy a “donor.” She says her fiance Michael treats her daughter like his own so she couldn’t be happier.

Shamea asks Eva if she’s also into women because she read on the blogs that Eva used to also date Missy Elliott.

Eva feels Shamea is being messy and says she never dated Missy Elliott.

The topic then changes into what happened at Kandi’s Essence cover party.

Eva apologizes about the Will drama and Cynthia says that Will does not have a girlfriend.

“No, I don’t believe that he’s lying.” – Cynthia

Cynthia says that she only started crying after Porsha told her what she heard about Will because she thought about what Porsha said about Peter which led to their eventual divorce.

She feels Porsha should be careful to make sure she’s still not spreading information about people that isn’t really true. Cynthia brings up the fact that Porsha has been there before when it comes to Kandi.

Porsha gets annoyed and says she could care less about what Will is doing. In a green screen interview, Porsha says she thought she was making progress with Cynthia when they were in Texas but she’s over it now.

Eva says she really wasn’t trying to be messy.

The conversation changes into the agenda for the day and Cynthia says she has a lot of things planned.

When the ladies arrive to the villa, most of them are not impressed. Neither is Cynthia who booked it.

Despite this, they start picking out their rooms.

NeNe feels like Kandi should have given her room up to the host (NeNe).

Cynthia and NeNe call a quick meeting about the rooms.

NeNe says that she and Cynthia should have the more mature rooms upstairs that have been chosen by Kandi and Shamea. NeNe in particular feels like the trip host should always get the master bedroom. She feels Kandi lacks good manners and mentions Kandi has done this in the past when they went on a previous trip.

When they get all of the rest of the ladies together for a quick meeting, Kandi refuses to budge and will not be giving up her room.

“I’m not changing.” – Kandi

NeNe explains that not only does the host deserve the master bedroom, but she feels the older women of the group should get first pick of the bedrooms.

Kandi then responds by pointing out that NeNe usually doesn’t like to discuss her age at any other time.

Marlo says Kandi is a “spoiled f*cking brat” once the meeting is over.

Kim declares war with NeNe.

Porsha spends some time going over her lines for the “Two Can Play That Game” auditions.

Marlo pulls Cynthia to the side and tells her to take it gracefully if Will is discussed again.

NeNe says that she feels Kandi was disrespectful to bring up her age and says that Kandi looks the same age as her.

“I wanted to check her a*s.” – NeNe

Shamea, Porsha and Shares get together in Porsha’s hotel room. They decide to call up Kim and give her details on the trip thus far.

Sheree tells Kim that NeNe said she didn’t come to Barcelona because she didn’t want to be without Kroy.

Porsha then brings up the fact that NeNe shaded Kim about her supposed past health issues, including cancer and a stroke.

Kim says she’s not a cancer survivor and she never said that.

Sheree then interjects and says that NeNe said that Kim is the only person she knows who is a cancer survivor, had a stroke, thyroid issues…etc. and still acts very negative.

Kim then accuses NeNe of having roaches in her house which was discovered by Brielle.

When the ladies get together a little later to have dinner, Kim takes things even further.

Kandi gets on her phone and discovers that Kim just went off on NeNe on in a group text message that was sent to everyone there.

“Kim going in on your a*s.” – And

In the group text message, Kim says NeNe lives in a “f*cking roach nest and takes handicap spots from the handicapped.”

Brielle also makes a video about supposed roaches in NeNe’s house. This video is also sent to everyone.

In a green screen interview, Kandi says Kim isn’t allowed back to her home because she said Kandi lived in the hood.

Sheree admits that she and Shamea told Kim about what NeNe said about her supposed health issues.

NeNe says her house is brand new and Kim and Brielle are disgusting.

Kim then sends a text of NeNe’s car in a handicapped space.

NeNe says that Gregg has a handicapped permit so she doesn’t see the issue.

Sheree says that Kim is upset that NeNe doesn’t believe her past health issues.

“I believe she’s an excuse person and I stand by that.” – NeNe

What are your thoughts on the episode?