Stupid Celebrity Quotes, Monday Edition: Kim Kardashian talks about her butt like it’s real, and Joan Rivers needs to get slapped with the pimp hand for making a crude joke about Whitney Houston’s corpse.
By: Amanda Anderson-Niles
Joan Rivers: It’s probably too early for the Whitney Houston corpse jokes.
Joan Rivers is no stranger to controversy. And in her upcoming book, I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me, she holds no punches and definitely doesn’t hold back the insults. Unfortunately even the deceased aren’t safe from Rivers’ crude jokes. A recent joke regarding the late Whitney Houston found in Joan’s new book has caused such an uproar, and rightfully so.
In the travel section in the upcoming book, Joan writes the following:
“I hate Houston … it’s crawling with bugs. Oh, wait, that’s Whitney Houston; I’m sorry, my bad. (Can I just mention that Whitney looked fabulous at the Grammys? She was in mahogany from head to toe.)”
It’s interesting that Joan has no remorse for the dead considering she herself is about 5 wack jokes away from a casket her damn self. Joan has been looking like a walking corpse for the last couple of decades. Anything to sell a book though, right?
Kim Kardashian: Are we really supposed to believe that your ass is a pure result from good genes, when no one else in your family’s body looks like a black woman’s, but yours?
In a recent interview, after being praised for having “the best bum in the world,” Kim gushed:
“It’s weird to think of yourself like that, but I do work out all the time. I also think it’s like an Armenian thing. It runs in the family and we’re all really curvy. So I thank my roots for giving me a big butt!”
Well I guess Kim will continue to be the complete liar and fraud we’ve always known her to be. This is the same chick who got married for money and didn’t think she should have mentioned that to her husband of 72 days. Live on Kimmy.