Quotes: Kim Kardashian Talks Her Butt, Joan Rivers Talks Crude About Whitney

Stupid Celebrity Quotes, Monday Edition: Kim Kardashian talks about her butt like it’s real, and Joan Rivers needs to get slapped with the pimp hand for making a crude joke about Whitney Houston’s corpse.

By: Amanda Anderson-Niles

Joan Rivers: It’s probably too early for the Whitney Houston corpse jokes.

Joan Rivers is no stranger to controversy. And in her upcoming book, I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me, she holds no punches and definitely doesn’t hold back the insults. Unfortunately even the deceased aren’t safe from Rivers’ crude jokes. A recent joke regarding the late Whitney Houston found in Joan’s new book has caused such an uproar, and rightfully so.

In the travel section in the upcoming book, Joan writes the following:

“I hate Houston … it’s crawling with bugs. Oh, wait, that’s Whitney Houston; I’m sorry, my bad. (Can I just mention that Whitney looked fabulous at the Grammys? She was in mahogany from head to toe.)”

It’s interesting that Joan has no remorse for the dead considering she herself is about 5 wack jokes away from a casket her damn self. Joan has been looking like a walking corpse for the last couple of decades. Anything to sell a book though, right?



Kim Kardashian: Are we really supposed to believe that your ass is a pure result from good genes, when no one else in your family’s body looks like a black woman’s, but yours?



In a recent interview, after being praised for having “the best bum in the world,” Kim gushed:

“It’s weird to think of yourself like that, but I do work out all the time. I also think it’s like an Armenian thing. It runs in the family and we’re all really curvy. So I thank my roots for giving me a big butt!”

Well I guess Kim will continue to be the complete liar and fraud we’ve always known her to be. This is the same chick who got married for money and didn’t think she should have mentioned that to her husband of 72 days. Live on Kimmy.




  1. Kim is the type of person that lies so much she starts to believe it. Never like Joan, she was just always too over the top for me. Joking on the dead? Just tacky.

  2. Butt injections and butt pads aren’t genetic…I guess Kim didn’t get that memo. Or she really does think people are stupid. But we’ve clearly proved that if they have been on the air for several seasons.

  3. I was laughing throughout this entire post! Joan’s old behind knows she should have remorse for the dead. She’s too old to still act like the old drunk she used to be.

  4. Wow. I guess Joan doesn’t mind selling her soul and disrespecting a mourning family to sell that ratchet book of hers. She doesn’t have to worry about me buying it though.

  5. Both of these chicks are very calculated publicity whores. I guarantee you Joan came after Whitney for the press. Controversy sells and she will say whatever she has to say to grab headlines. And Kim is just as bad. Every photo she has that same smug “model” pose, and she won’t go anywhere unless there’s a camera. I don’t buy this Kanye thing either. It’s sad that these people are filthy rich for doing absolutely nothing or disrespecting the decease for a buck.

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