Just another column from an educated black man who doesn’t spare feelings or want women to be naive about the troubles of having a big booty.
By: Mike J.
I’m an a– man.
I love a curvy woman and I have a deep affection for a woman with an impeccable booty. In the black man’s mind, nothing can even compare to a woman with an amazing backside, and we’ll go to our graves with a strong appreciation for the curves and the perfect figures that is the physique of the black woman.
But our love for the booty doesn’t mean we won’t abuse that booty.
As a man, I can tell you that we are very visual human beings. Yes we adore your a–, yes we love your coke bottle figure, and yes we’ll say and do whatever we have to just so we can see you…naked. It is the visuals we get once we see your backside in notorious sex positions that make you worth pursuing. Not your personality and not your book smarts.
You ladies can put a man in a trance when we see it jiggle as we take you down from the back.
But that doesn’t mean we love you, want to love you; and it damn sure doesn’t mean we have good intentions. However, many of you take a little too much pride in your backside. A nice derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A nice butt is only good for some long and deep strokes in the doggy style position.
I’m not saying a woman with a big butt isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that you have to understand that some men only want you for how they think you may look during sex.
And if that’s his plan, his interest will only be temporary. Once he accomplishes getting that intimate glimpse of what you are working with, after a few rendezvous, he will be out of the picture. On to the hunt for the next big booty.
If you continue to treat your a– as a prize, a tangible object one should pursue or earn, or a sexual object always on display, you’ll attract a man who’s only interest is to capture the one object you hold in the highest regard.
All those infamous pictures of you and your girls on Facebook sticking out your big old booties and tooting it up for the camera, and that special photo album you have on your iPhone make it clear to us what object is up for grabs.
So be careful with that booty, if you keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep labeling you as just that jawn with the big booty. After all, isn’t that all you want to be known for anyway?
Don’t let those pictures get you in a category you don’t want to be placed in.