Watch: ‘South Park’ Trashes Kim Kardashian & Kanye West, Praises Beyonce
By: Amanda Anderson-Niles
The whole internet is still talking about last night’s episode of “South Park,” and the show once again took shots at rapper Kanye West in epic forms. Kanye wasn’t happy the show decided to make fun of him with the whole “gay fish” parody a few years ago, so we can only imagine the frustration he has now that the show’s writers have decided to come at his fiancée Kim Kardashian too.
So what was the plot? Well Wendy became upset with Butters when she learned he thought Kim Kardashian was the perfect woman and he had photos of her hanging up in his locker. This is when she decided to blast him for buying into the hype and she tried to explain to him that Kim relies on Photoshop to look flawless in her photos:
“This is a fantasy you moron! You ever heard of Photoshop? Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves!
“Look it up stupid! In real life, Kim Kardashian has the body of a hobbit!”
And the actual scenes with an animated Kanye West (not voiced by him of course) were even more harsh. He proceeded to call Kim on the phone as he tried to convince the world she is not a hobbit and even called her a b*tch several times throughout the episode, and then there’s a part where he admits in tears that Kim will never be great as Beyonce even though she’s trying extra hard to be:
“Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy; this little hobbit had dreams that one day she could be pretty like Beyonce. And then one day, along came a magic power called Photoshop. And just like that…poof! The little hobbit was beautiful. And even though she still couldn’t sing like Beyonce or dance like Beyonce. Or act like Beyonce. Or be a decent human being like Beyonce, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved…just like Beyonce!”
Anyone else expecting another rant from Kanye?