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Watch: ‘South Park’ Trashes Kim Kardashian & Kanye West, Praises Beyonce
Photo Credit: Comedy Central/South Park Studios
By: Amanda Anderson-Niles
The whole internet is still talking about last night’s episode of “South Park,” and the show once again took shots at rapper Kanye West in epic forms. Kanye wasn’t happy the show decided to make fun of him with the whole “gay fish” parody a few years ago, so we can only imagine the frustration he has now that the show’s writers have decided to come at his fiancée Kim Kardashian too.
So what was the plot? Well Wendy became upset with Butters when she learned he thought Kim Kardashian was the perfect woman and he had photos of her hanging up in his locker. This is when she decided to blast him for buying into the hype and she tried to explain to him that Kim relies on Photoshop to look flawless in her photos:
“This is a fantasy you moron! You ever heard of Photoshop? Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves!
“Look it up stupid! In real life, Kim Kardashian has the body of a hobbit!”
And the actual scenes with an animated Kanye West (not voiced by him of course) were even more harsh. He proceeded to call Kim on the phone as he tried to convince the world she is not a hobbit and even called her a b*tch several times throughout the episode, and then there’s a part where he admits in tears that Kim will never be great as Beyonce even though she’s trying extra hard to be:
“Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy; this little hobbit had dreams that one day she could be pretty like Beyonce. And then one day, along came a magic power called Photoshop. And just like that…poof! The little hobbit was beautiful. And even though she still couldn’t sing like Beyonce or dance like Beyonce. Or act like Beyonce. Or be a decent human being like Beyonce, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved…just like Beyonce!”
Anyone else expecting another rant from Kanye?
WhatWhat
December 12, 2013 at 1:56 pm
LOL awww damn!!!!
Queen
December 12, 2013 at 1:57 pm
Loved it. It was truth mixed with plenty of humor. I had to catch it On Demand because I don’t watch the show like that anymore. But the writers just put on screen how most of the world feels about these two. Bravo.
King Bey
December 12, 2013 at 1:58 pm
LOL! Kim is not loved! She’s only relevant because most of the human population finds her repulsive. She will never be Bey! Ever!
Anonymous
December 12, 2013 at 1:59 pm
These writers were on it. The whole Beyonce part is on point. Kanye spends most of his time ranting about Kim and trying to convince the world that she’s some amazing woman we should all respect. Man GTFOH.
Barbee
December 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm
LOL. Hilarious.
Lay Lay
December 12, 2013 at 2:01 pm
“And even though she still couldn’t sing like Beyonce or dance like Beyonce. Or act like Beyonce. Or be a decent human being like Beyonce…” – BURN.
Anonymous
December 12, 2013 at 2:10 pm
Right! That part was harsh as hell.
Heather B.
December 12, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Wow they went hard. All they needed was a scene with Kanye ranting about the fashion industry and Nike and it would have been perfect.
Anonymous
December 12, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Kimye has become the laughing stock of the world. Crazy.
Troll
December 12, 2013 at 2:05 pm
This was just in time for that extremely Photoshopped magazine cover she just put out yesterday. Ugh…enough already.
Porsha
December 12, 2013 at 2:05 pm
I’ll be extremely surprised if Kanye does not go off about this. lol
My 2 Cents
December 12, 2013 at 2:07 pm
The shade is THICK! Yassss!
Yeah I Said It!
December 12, 2013 at 2:09 pm
Kimye just got dragged for filth. Hobbit? LOL. Damn…
Anonymous
December 12, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Knowing Kim’s thirsty a-s she was probably just thankful South Park mentioned her…
Veronica
December 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm
She will never be Beyonce. So I’m not even sure why they keep getting put together in the same sentence. One has talent, the other is nothing but a porn star. Stop it.
Anonymous
December 12, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Funny as sh-t.
Tea
December 12, 2013 at 2:17 pm
I see no lies in this episode. None. South Park just gained a fan too.
Ms. Jackson
December 12, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Lmbo.
Bee
December 12, 2013 at 2:22 pm
I saw this last night with the hubby and I was just lmao the whole episode.
Incognegro
December 12, 2013 at 2:23 pm
This was one epic roast. It give me life!
A
December 12, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Lol! This was one of their better episodes.
Im Sayin
December 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm
This was so wrong and not funny at all.